Snickers
[Ferret, Badger and Weasel are hanging out. Badger takes out an exceptionally long sized snickers bar and begins to open it.]
Ferret
That’s a big snickers bar.
Badger
It’s two of the small ones put together in one package, so…
Ferret
Oh, I see. Yeah, I guess that makes sense because it’s so small.
Badger
You know it has to do with penis size, right?
Ferret
What does?
Badger
A snickers bar.
Ferret
No, it doesn’t.
Badger
Yes, it does.
Ferret
That doesn’t make any sense.
Badger
Of course it does. Every single country has a different sized snickers bar. All of the sizes are based on the penis sizes of people in that country. So like Chinese snickers bars are smaller, while the ones in Africa are bigger.
Ferret
What? Really?
Weasel
He’s fucking with you.
Badger
No, I’m not.
Weasel
How can you believe that? No, listen, he’s just fucking with us.
Ferret
Yeah, I don’t believe you.
Badger
Think about it. When you go to grab it off the shelf, whether you are a guy or a girl the size of a penis is comfortable. You want to grab it. That’s the difference. It’s what makes the sale. There are people who get paid to think about this, and they found that making snickers bars penis sized just works. That’s why I’ve got two small snickers bars together instead of a big one.
Ferret
What? Like two small Chinese penises?
Badger
Exactly.